She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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