real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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