He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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