Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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