do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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