Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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