I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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