Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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