I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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