i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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