How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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