another moral hangover. fuck.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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