Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My life is pants optional.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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