North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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