I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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