ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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