new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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