Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.

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(714): View more from California

He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.

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(407): View more from Florida

Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week

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