I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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