erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Actions speak louder than pants.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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