go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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