Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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