Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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