I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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