: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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