I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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