i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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