if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she looked like the before picture.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.