Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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