I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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