Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize