I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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