You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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