Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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