we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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