U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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