tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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