i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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