i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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