she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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