Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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