you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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