what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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