Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
