I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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