Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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