I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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