I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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