I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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