Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
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If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
we should paint friendship bongs
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