So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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