Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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