Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Please don't give away my fajitas
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You don't make any sense
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