i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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