Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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