don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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